Pescado
Slang for crystal meth, originating in the Las Vegas Valley.
Miklo: Aye foo, you tryin' to smoke some pescado or what?
Paco: Simon que si wey, ya tu sabes wey! Saca la pipa, ese!
Paco: Simon que si wey, ya tu sabes wey! Saca la pipa, ese!
pescado
1. the Spanish word for "fish", referring to any girls cooch, especially if it's unwashed.
2. A promiscuous girl, thus presumed to have a dirty cooch.
2. A promiscuous girl, thus presumed to have a dirty cooch.
Matt hooked up with some pescado last night and he has to get a penicillin shot.
Pescado the Jack
1. An odd label in telling someone that the person has an I.Q. level of a gold fish (pescado meaning in Spanish fish) and an attitude like a jackass. Basically the person is nonsense.
Hence "Pescado the Jack"
2. Hard headed person who is a know-it-all who is really a fool
Hence "Pescado the Jack"
2. Hard headed person who is a know-it-all who is really a fool
"If we are going to survive we're going to build a fire"
"Maybe I don't want to build a fire, maybe I want to find rocks and spell S.O.S"
"Listen to me Pescado the Jack, it the dead of night, we are stranded on island, and it is Cold as Hell--"
"Hell can't be cold because it hot."
"Idiot..."
"Maybe I don't want to build a fire, maybe I want to find rocks and spell S.O.S"
"Listen to me Pescado the Jack, it the dead of night, we are stranded on island, and it is Cold as Hell--"
"Hell can't be cold because it hot."
"Idiot..."
Pescado rash
A poor attempt at a moustache, similar to what is commonly referred to as a “paedo tash” but is thinner and paler
Mate, check out his Paedo tash!
Nah that’s more of a pescado rash!
Nah that’s more of a pescado rash!
Pescado Con Algas
A very special dish consisting of boiled fish heads and copious amounts of seaweeds.
Pescado Con Algas is normally enjoyed by the Bere family on weekends.
Pescado Con Algas is normally enjoyed by the Bere family on weekends.
Puche-What’s Bere having tonight for dinner?
Uncle Paulie- Well Pescado con Algas of course..
Puche- Ufffffff
Uncle Paulie- Well Pescado con Algas of course..
Puche- Ufffffff
el pescado de muerte
an unusually rancid vagina. Giving off scents associated with decomposing skunk ass combined with a two week old can of tuna. Can be detected from a great distance. Is not easily removed and can become chronic
Guy 1: Do you smell that?
Guy 2: (dramatic background music, in a hoarse whisper) El pescado de muerte...
Guy 1: NO! not again!
Guy 2: (dramatic background music, in a hoarse whisper) El pescado de muerte...
Guy 1: NO! not again!