5 seconds
5 seconds
How long you let stalker boy keep his arm around you
The baby an excuse
Hahahaha
Was purely coincidence in me fucking off and being asked to grab something
Asked penny how long as didn’t stick around enough
5 seconds
Lmfao
What a sket
All your defs
Pure lies
Unless of course
Twin flame had his arm around you
If so … apologise
Have a nice life
The both or you
How long you let stalker boy keep his arm around you
The baby an excuse
Hahahaha
Was purely coincidence in me fucking off and being asked to grab something
Asked penny how long as didn’t stick around enough
5 seconds
Lmfao
What a sket
All your defs
Pure lies
Unless of course
Twin flame had his arm around you
If so … apologise
Have a nice life
The both or you
5 seconds
…
To decide my twin wouldn’t do that
So can’t be mine after all
…
I will avoid your forever after the other evenings drape fest
Again proving there is no point reading your shit
My eyes don’t lie …
Your words …
A now I simply wouldn’t trust you in person…
Clever …
…
To decide my twin wouldn’t do that
So can’t be mine after all
…
I will avoid your forever after the other evenings drape fest
Again proving there is no point reading your shit
My eyes don’t lie …
Your words …
A now I simply wouldn’t trust you in person…
Clever …
5 second rule
An unwritten law dictating that if a food or other consumable item is dropped onto the floor, it may be picked up up and eaten within five seconds. The reasoning behind this is that dirt and germs take six seconds to transfer from one surface to another.
"Oops, dropped my popsicle. Five second rule!"
(Proceeds to pick up dirty-ass rocket pop and suck the lint off of it)
(Proceeds to pick up dirty-ass rocket pop and suck the lint off of it)
5 second bullride
The 5 second bullride is when two lovers are engaging in fornication similiar to doggy style yet standing up and the male behind the female whispers into the female's ear "I have aids" then the female trying to free herself thus results in giving the male a 5 second bullride.
James and Heather were doing it from behind when james whispers in her ear " I have aids" he then enjoyed a 5 second bullride from Heather.
5 Second Johnny
1.Someone who can only get it for 5 seconds, before the girl realises shes not interested anymore.
2.Only being able to last five seconds.
2.Only being able to last five seconds.
Did you hear about Kyle?
Yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with Sam hes so embarrassed he hasnt come out since!
Yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with Sam hes so embarrassed he hasnt come out since!
5 second rule
The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.
* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.
* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.
Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.
5 Seconds of Summer
That band with the 4 hot dudes from Australia.
Kid: Mom will you read me a bedtime story?
Me: okay, it started out a weekend in May
Kid: 5 seconds of summer Everytime mom
Me: okay, it started out a weekend in May
Kid: 5 seconds of summer Everytime mom
5 Seconds of Summer
An Aussie band including Luke Hemmings - Lead singer, Calum Hood - Bassist, Michael Clifford - lead guitarist, Ashton Irwin - Drummer, and Niall Horan - Volunteer Fan
"LET ME BE IN THE BAND" - Niall Horan/5 Seconds of Summer Volenteer Fan