Peskrat
Disgusting piece of Geneva trash. You can spot one of these by their beady little eyes and extremely gross, crooked animal teeth, hence the name "peskrat." If you rearrange a few letters and maybe take one away, it will tell you even more about this methamphetime-addicted waste of oxygen. Watch out, it may claim to have hair styling skills, but after one look at it's own stringy mess you will know the truth.
"Look mommy, I found an ugly little critter!!"
"No, honey! Put that down, it's a peskrat, you don't know where that's been!"
"But mommy, I wanted to keep it and call it Robin."
"No, honey! Put that down, it's a peskrat, you don't know where that's been!"
"But mommy, I wanted to keep it and call it Robin."