pesto
Money–especially green, paper money–which is the same color as pesto.
"It's pay day, Denny! Time for the boss to put a dollop of pesto into our wallets. Ah, greenbacks!"
pesto
In light of the direct italian translation meaning "to pound," to pesto something means to smash in a rather brute sexuall manner.
Bro, Brian pestoed that sloot way back.
pesto
A potent mixture of marijuana aka headies and hash oil.
Chillin in the benzo
Puffin on dat pesto
Puffin on dat pesto
pesto
Magic word by magician with a harelip.
"I wafe my mazzic wan, and PESTO!"
pesto
An Italian green spreading that causes diarrhea.
Kid:Mum my tummy hurts so bad! I have diarrhea!
Mum:It's your fault, pesto on your spaghetti yesterday!
Kid:But I like pesto, It's delicious!
Mum:It's your fault, pesto on your spaghetti yesterday!
Kid:But I like pesto, It's delicious!
Pesto
Another name for weed.
Jason: Hey is Ace here?
Ben: No I think he left early.
Jason: Damn because I wanted to buy some pesto off him after class.
Ben: No I think he left early.
Jason: Damn because I wanted to buy some pesto off him after class.
Pesto
the most hated thing in the TWFanmily, along with “👀”
“did you see Tom posted about pesto again?”