petak
Polish word for penis, but can be used freely around mixed company due to its lack of recognition.
"Hey, that jerk has his petak brace too tight!"
"Why don't you get the petak out of your mouth and speak up?"
"And that would explain why you like petak, right?"
"Why don't you get the petak out of your mouth and speak up?"
"And that would explain why you like petak, right?"