Pet Deer
The act of a male crawling around on all 4's naked with his cash and prizes in their entirety strategically maneuvered between his legs.
The timing of that pet deer was perfect
petting the deer
Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company
Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.