Peter
This kid is fuckin' hilarious. He laughs at the most random shit, but yet, when important things need to be said he's the first person to talk. Has unlimited amounts of energy even when functioning on less than 3 hours of sleep. Will fall asleep during a movie just to wake up 45 minutes later to say the most obscure comment physically possible, in turn making everyone crack up. Is the most loyal friend anyone could ever ask for, without Peter the friend group is seriously lacking and you know something is missing when he's gone. Will ask to go to Walmart at 3am just to add to his already excessive collection of candy canes. Peter appreciates the little things in life and it's adorable. He'll never grow up and always tells people, "just have fun." Never does his math hw but yet will have over 100% in any math class he ever takes. You'll never forget him, and he'll never forget about anything because he has a photographic memory. Peter is as Peter does, and he's a great kid.
While watching Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind late at night with friends Peter will most likely...
Awake from a deep sleep and say, "Noooooo save the children! Just kidding fuck the children."
Then will be completely out of it for the rest of the night on his air mattress snuggling his stuffed pusheen cat.
Peter, " Guess who will be our next President?"
Me, "....Who?"
Peter, "Richard Boxman!"
Peter then continues to mutter box puns for the next hour and a half .
Awake from a deep sleep and say, "Noooooo save the children! Just kidding fuck the children."
Then will be completely out of it for the rest of the night on his air mattress snuggling his stuffed pusheen cat.
Peter, " Guess who will be our next President?"
Me, "....Who?"
Peter, "Richard Boxman!"
Peter then continues to mutter box puns for the next hour and a half .
Petered
Petered is a stage of next level pissery in which a person is so drunk that the pupils dilate to extremes, the user cannot speak and only has use of his most basic functions.
Pete went to town and got absolutely Petered last night.
Peter
Peter is a handsome man and very caring,he's good for children to look up to and would make a great husband//daddy. He has a lot of family issues but doesn't show it,I love Peter.
Have you heard about that Peter?
Yeah Peter is great.
Yeah Peter is great.
Peter
A guy who has suffered great pain. Peter is a target for people to hurt. Peter is a guy who tries his best to survive hard situations. Peter only lives once so appreciate him whilst he's alive...
He's done a Peter
Peter
Peter is the most amazing guy ever. He is always there for you and will never let you down. He is a very cute and lovable guy. He is a joy to talk to and really knows how to make you laugh. He is a very intelligent guy. He has the corky laugh that makes it so hard not to laugh with him. He is an amazing person and has such an amazing personality. I love him with all my heart and i always will <3 <3 <3
then go find a peter
Peter
A pigeon that dreams of becoming a person
Hey look its a peter
Peter
Some Asian guy that loves crab rave
Someone:He's a Peter