peter-meter

A useful instintual tool used by women to determine the size (or lack there of) of nearby man junk. The cousin to the gay-dar.

Oh, Becky, my peter-meter's going off. That guy must be packin' some serious schlong.

peter meter

A woman who is very sexually promiscuous. Originates from the idea that said woman's vagina is like a meter for "peters" (penises). Can refer to either the woman or her vagina.

John: So what happened after you left the bar with that chick last night?
Mike: We got it on, but that bitch was such a peter meter she was bonin someone else before I was out the door!

Pico-meter Peter

A cock that is even smaller than an infamous millimeter peter; therefore, it will never see a pussy in its life.

Jerry, who had a pico-meter peter, looked at Lawrence's millimeter peter and started to envy him.

One meter peter

A guy with a one meter penis.

"I only date guys with one meter peter."

5 meter peter

A BIG BONER, I MEAN FUCKING MEGAN FOX MUST HAVE WALKED BY TO GIVE U THAT

HAHA look at his 5 meter peter

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释义	peter-meter A useful instintual tool used by women to determine the size (or lack there of) of nearby man junk. The cousin to the gay-dar. Oh, Becky, my peter-meter's going off. That guy must be packin' some serious schlong. peter meter A woman who is very sexually promiscuous. Originates from the idea that said woman's vagina is like a meter for "peters" (penises). Can refer to either the woman or her vagina. John: So what happened after you left the bar with that chick last night? Mike: We got it on, but that bitch was such a peter meter she was bonin someone else before I was out the door! Pico-meter Peter A cock that is even smaller than an infamous millimeter peter; therefore, it will never see a pussy in its life. Jerry, who had a pico-meter peter, looked at Lawrence's millimeter peter and started to envy him. One meter peter A guy with a one meter penis. "I only date guys with one meter peter." 5 meter peter A BIG BONER, I MEAN FUCKING MEGAN FOX MUST HAVE WALKED BY TO GIVE U THAT HAHA look at his 5 meter peter
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