peter stringfellow
a name given to an extremely stringy and elasticated mass of phlegm. not as thick and stodgy as an oyster but when you hoik it out and spit it as far as the eye can see, it gives a mild feeling of completion.
wow neil, how come you can spit so far? oh, .. its because i've had a mcdonalds milkshake and now i've got peter stringfellows.