Petoed

The act of vomitting on a female stripper then refusing to pay, this is then followed by running in a drunken manner toward the nearest exist never returning

A gaseous, noxious expulsion from the anal passage; usually resulting in a toxic odour commonly used to dissolve plastic and wither souls. Can cause aggressive outbursts. From the French word 'Peter'

To lie about getting further with a girl than you actually did. Occurs when one leads on their friends when it comes to doing acts, mostly of the sexual nature, with a female.

A Peto is a combination of a Furry and a Pedophile ie: Pedo + Pet = Peto

A cool, chill guy who doesn't like to be alone and will always love you no matter what but asoon as you do him wrong hell never see you the same, you really should have a peto in your life

pronounced PEE-toh; plural "petoes"; adjective "petoish"
A peto is a male who has several characteristics, including:
-Pale skin
-Chubby, stubby hands with wide fingers, sort of like Italian hands
-Most have blond hair, usually greasy
-Average height; nothing above 6 ft.
-Chubby face, although they may not have a chubby body
-Work in construction/work with cars, or seem like they would probably work in construction/work with cars

A Canadian man with really blonde hair, with freckles and green eyes. You will literally fall in love with him if you see one. Pretty cute, usually white, plus amazing person you will ever meet. Does cross country all the time at each school he goes to and plays fortnite. He has his bitchy ways.