Petrifried
When you are scared/anxious and also very stoned at the same time
I think the cops are outside man I'm petrifried
Petrifried
When a person is so stoned they cannot move.
"Yo man, Jon smoked 8 joints and he's petrifried."
Petrifry
An old, stray French Fry usually found while cleaning out one's car.
I found a Petrifry in my car last evening that has to be at least 10 years old.