petrosexual
A term used to describe a person who is obsessed with cars.
A person who spends every spare time with their car. E.g. John washes his car every day. John may be petrosexual
petrosexual
a person that enjoys the smell of spent premium fuel from exhaust, knowing without suck squish spark boom to create perpetual motion by strapping yourself to a fire ball with a direct drive and you being the wing nut that holds it all together!
yeah buddy you smell that? no what? that there is what makes us petrosexuals friskey!! spent premium gas is like the smell of race fuel to those motorheads flying down the strip by the seat of there pants!
petrosexual
A person who is sexually attracted to their pet animal(s) and not to human beings.
"Ooh, did you hear about John? He prefers to date his pets rather than girls. He Must be a petrosexual."
petrosexual
A term used to describe someone who constantly stares at the asses of those of the opposite sex. This is usually followed by hand gestures and repeated nudging any companions nearby.
"Oh man check out that ass. Pffffft. Man i was to tap that man honestly guy, yo guy check out that ass..."
petrosexuals
A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with there large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.
There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.
petrosexuals
A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with their large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.
There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.
Petrosexual
A person who loves to dress up his/her dog in clothes. The race of the dogs are often small ones such as Chihuahuas and Pomeranians. Made famous by celebrities such as Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Hayden Panettiere, and Lindsay Lohan.
Have you seen how Paris dressed up her dog Tinkerbell?
Yes she is really petrosexual.
Yes she is really petrosexual.