Petting a Unicorn
Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.
Pet The Unicorn
Another way of saying your masterbating (Jacking off)
I'm gonna "pet the unicorn" before i go to jessica's house.
Petting the Unicorn
To Fornicate with a heavenly blessed beauty by the use of ones digits.
I.E Fingering.
I.E Fingering.
I was with Debbie petting the unicorn and it bit my finger off.