Bald Man Syndrome
The sudden onset on depression, anger issues, fertility issues such as low sperm count, low libido, and issues getting an erection as a result of hair loss. The balder you get the more these symptoms present themselves.
Billy: Mom why is dad acting so weird? He gets mad at me for no reason.
Mom: Your dad is suffering from bald man syndrome billy, and it'll only get worse.
Mom: Your dad is suffering from bald man syndrome billy, and it'll only get worse.