Pet Tiger
A pet tiger is a well behaved scally (most of the time), however there are occasions where he may kick off and therefore you cannot relax in their company.
Don't annoy the pet tiger in the corner he is liable to kick off
Pet the baby tiger
Something that is acceptable to ask at a safari themed waterpark but absolutely nowhere else.
Brett asked where he could go pet the baby tiger, the receptionist gave him a weird look and cautiously asked for the managers help.
Petting the tiger
Masturbating
Bro get out in petting the tiger right now