pet turtle
When your man's junk is peeking out from the bottom of his inappropriately short shorts. See the peek-a-boo. Antonym: hidden tortoise.
Dude, I don't wanna see your pet turtle, there are children near by.
lucid's pet turtle
an annoying ass fucking bot in the iamlucid server who everyone wants to kill.
person: "bless my aim"
lucid's pet turtle: "yeah that dude's never getting mod"
literally everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH
lucid's pet turtle: "yeah that dude's never getting mod"
literally everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH