Baldr

Not only a Norse God, but also a slang word for Pwnage used on BYOND games.

Harald Baldr is a famous youtube personality, world-renowned as the muffsiah. Known across the globe under different names (including Heraldo Baldieri, Berald, Hertald, Herald and Harold), he is a man who excels in different aspects of life and also developed several skills over the years, including:

- banning idiots and/or people who come from India
- deadlifting right after eating the world's worst pizza
- driving a hard bargain
- herting people's feeling
- investigating

He is also:

Friend of dog
God of pig
Lover of pussycat
Keeper of Jeff
Slayer of muff

Harald is also a singer, in 2019 he released his first single "It's Raining Muff" which sold over 1 million copies.

The ancient Norse god of light, courage, and wisdom. Was made by her pussy-ass mom to not get hurt by anything. She forgot mistletoe though, which Loki, god of mischief and serpents, used to kill Baldr with an arrow made out of the stuff. TL;DR, this MF got killed by a fucking plant because her dumbass mom forgot it. Odin imprisons Loki under the earth where venom is constantly dripped into his eyes, incidentally triggering Ragnarok.