PEZbian
A sexuality where you are so deeply in love with the candy, PEZ, that you would literally marry it.
Jack: "I'm thinking about asking Gina to the prom."
Jim: "Good luck, man. She's a PEZbian."
Jim: "Good luck, man. She's a PEZbian."
pezbian
someone who has a strong sexual attraction to the famous childhood candy, PEZ
person 1: i really like pez
person2: Wait are you a pezbian
person2: Wait are you a pezbian
Pezbian
A woman who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to Pez dispensers. The rapper Future claims to be able to convert women into Pezbians using his mystical 'P.'
Nayvadius: "She not a lesbian, for P, she turn Pezbian"
pezbian
someone who has a strong sexual attraction to the famous childhood toy known as pez dispensers
person 1: i really like pez
person 2: are you a f*****h pezbian
person 2: are you a f*****h pezbian