Pfft Rift
An event so unlikely that it would actually bend time and space if it ever occured
Guy1: My band is going to be the next Beatles
Guy2: PFFFT Rift.
or
Guy1: You wanna go with me to the movies tomorrow
Guy2: Sure I'll get there via Pfft Rift.
Guy2: PFFFT Rift.
or
Guy1: You wanna go with me to the movies tomorrow
Guy2: Sure I'll get there via Pfft Rift.