Baldspotting
Attempting to determine whether or not a woman has shaved herself bald by staring at her camel-toe.
Joe: Hey, I was doing some baldspotting at the yoga party yesterday
Mike: What?
Joe: Yeah, you know, checking to see if any of those chicks were bald under their yoga pants
Mike: What?
Joe: Yeah, you know, checking to see if any of those chicks were bald under their yoga pants
baldspot
Can be used as a verb, noun, adjective. It means bad or uncool.
That guys new girlfriend is so baldspot looking!
Baldspots
An empty patch of hair on a fore head or upper skull.
The Miller's daughter, Michelle, has many baldspots on her head and frankly it is disgusting.