Baldwin
The act of taking a duck-lipped selfie whilst dropping a deuce in a public toilet.
Their is a point system involved for how many of the following factors you can pull off (so to speak):
Extra points are awarded for the following:
1. Finding a brushed metal stall to get a reflection of side-cheek in the selfie
2. Taking the selfie during a toy hunt
3. Including the toy you found in the selfie
4. Bonus points if that toy is made by Hasbro
5. More points if you drop a quote like, “How the mighty have fallen” when you “drop your cargo” as it were
If all these factors can be achieved, it’s called a “Deluxe Baldwin.”
Their is a point system involved for how many of the following factors you can pull off (so to speak):
Extra points are awarded for the following:
1. Finding a brushed metal stall to get a reflection of side-cheek in the selfie
2. Taking the selfie during a toy hunt
3. Including the toy you found in the selfie
4. Bonus points if that toy is made by Hasbro
5. More points if you drop a quote like, “How the mighty have fallen” when you “drop your cargo” as it were
If all these factors can be achieved, it’s called a “Deluxe Baldwin.”
“I thought your uncle was taking dick pics for Craigslist again but I heard him ask ‘How does it feel mighty Megatron’ and realized he was going for a Deluxe Baldwin.”
baldwin
A really hot guy. He is usually date-able, and it raises your social status if you go out with him.
"Man, i wish that i had a baldwin" Cher said it in the movie CULELESS
see also hunk
see also hunk
Baldwin
An instance of committing a negligent discharge with a firearm, especially when said discharge results in the death of an innocent person. coined by a commenter on youtube after the infamous shooting of an innocent woman by Alec Baldwin on the set of the movie "Rust". The complete phrase is "pulling a Baldwin."
Hey watch out! Don't play with that gun like that before you pull a Baldwin!
Baldwin
a fat cocoa puff that eats calories for a living and drinks melted butter for a living. He does rituals naked in the woods with cheezdoodle wrappers as his clothing and when the ritual is complete he will turn into his true form CLEVELAND BROWN JR
*walks into store*
jerry:BALDWIN STOOOP
*Baldwin proceeds to eat all fucking chicken nuggets in history*
Baldwin:gO aWaY!!!!!!!
jerry:BALDWIN STOOOP
*Baldwin proceeds to eat all fucking chicken nuggets in history*
Baldwin:gO aWaY!!!!!!!
Baldwin
A really hot guy. He is usually date-able, and it raises your social status if you go out with him.
"He is such a Baldwin!"
Baldwin
Refering to a hot guy
Look at james. He's such a baldwin.
Baldwin
A good looking guy...
(The Baldwin brothers)
(The Baldwin brothers)
That guy is a total Baldwin!
*I forget where exactly, but they use the phrase in the Clueless movie*
*I forget where exactly, but they use the phrase in the Clueless movie*