baldy badger
A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.
Example 1:
John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.
Example 2:
John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.
John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.
Example 2:
John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.