Phallusaurus
This is a dinosaur whose head resembles that of a penis. It is basically a cross between an allosaurus and a penis.
Oh my god....that phallusaurus is coming right for us
phallusaurus rex
A massive penis, bigger than a doppelganger. The actual length of the phallusaurus rex cannot be measured, but when a person sees one, they know it is one.
'Your giant knob is nothing compared to my phallusaurus rex'
Phallusaurus Sex
An extremly verile character whose sexual prowess is second to none. Usually possesses a brontosaurus-like phallus which is used to spread his seed. Commonly known as a Mr. Brown.
"Oh you are quite the Phallusaurus Sex. You sexual prowess in invigorating. You should plant your seed in my loins. We shall spawn."