Phant
a piece of shit
" have your heard that kurt kid hes a such a phant"
Phant
Someone Who's so blinded by Nostolgia they flat out reject anything new and fun. To the point that it's impossible to show reason with them. They also deny Their blindness.
This guy is such a phant it's not even funny.
Phant
The state of being Phat (Pretty Hot And Tempting or Cool) and at the same time being Fat like an elephant.
Fat Martha: Did you see that new kid in the cafeteria?
Fat Jane: You mean that fat kid with the gold chain?
Fat Martha: Yeah, he's Phant!
Fat Jane: You mean that fat kid with the gold chain?
Fat Martha: Yeah, he's Phant!
Phant
Every swear word in the english launguage put together. Often used to end swearing matches seeing as there is no way to counter it.
Guy1: I broke into your safe, stole all the money and spent it all on pot.
Guy2: YOU PHANT!!!
Guy2: YOU PHANT!!!
phanting
1. acting, behaving, resembling an elephant
2. panting/breathing heavily due to being fat (i.e. an elephant)
2. panting/breathing heavily due to being fat (i.e. an elephant)
1. Dude, why didn't you call my sister back? Cuz that bitch is phanting, SON!
2. Joanne passed by a bakery and started phanting.
2. Joanne passed by a bakery and started phanting.
Phanted
When the foreskin is so prominent it makes his slong look like an elephant trunk
So today at the park this homeless guy whipped out his wiener and it was so phanted I almost puked
Ever-phant
Like any other metro-society, there are typical phenominons which dominate the landscape. In our locale (the city of Everett, Wa) where women are large and men dream of meeting a size 6 or more slimmer... We take Everett and elephant come up with Ever-phant. This can be applied in your town with some immagination.
1st dude "Chick just bought you a drink." 2nd dude " Man, you drink it! She's just another Ever-phant wanting a ride on my Harley. The shocks won't take it!"