phantom farting

An illusion of farting created by the body language of a group of pranksters who synchronize backing quickly away from a person while grimacing simultaneously as though the stench is intolerable and horrific.

Since adolescence these close friends practiced and honed their cruel phantom farting routine on teachers, their wives, heads of state, and eventually the 45th President of the United States as he stood on the lawn of the White House.

phantom fart

when you can feel a fart in your stomach but you just cant push it out

Joe: 'man i really need to fart' Tom: 'Push it out then' Joe: 'Nah its a phantom fart :('

Phantom Fart

When everyone in the room has smelled a fart yet no one farted.

Wife: Did you fart?
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.

phantom fart

1) When a person has farted various feet behind him/her, and still think the smell of this outrageous fart is in their presence.

2) The thought "cutting the cheese" around you

3) The fright of a fart being with you

Betty was embaressed when she thought her smelly fart was around her and all of her friends, but in reality the fart was many feet behind her. She had a phantom fart.

Fart Phantom

A fictional apparition that is supposedly present when a fart is smelled but not heard and nobody claims it. The accused party will deny it and blame the phantom.

I didn't do it, it must have been the fart phantom.

Phantom Fart

Refers to a phenomena in which an entity in VR can stimulate a real life fart.

It can be triggered by touching of the anus, fart sounds, and mention of the word fart

Aidan: don’t touch my butt I have phantom fart

Cj: “touches Aidans butt

Aidan: “farts”

Phantom fart

phantom fart is a phenomenon caused by immersion in a VR environment. Where a user's brain tricks them into farting in the real world. Often triggered by an entity in virtual reality touching your anus

You: don’t touch my butt I have phantom fart
Friend: *proceeds to touch your butt*
You: *fart*

俚语	phantom farting
释义	phantom farting An illusion of farting created by the body language of a group of pranksters who synchronize backing quickly away from a person while grimacing simultaneously as though the stench is intolerable and horrific. Since adolescence these close friends practiced and honed their cruel phantom farting routine on teachers, their wives, heads of state, and eventually the 45th President of the United States as he stood on the lawn of the White House. phantom fart when you can feel a fart in your stomach but you just cant push it out Joe: 'man i really need to fart' Tom: 'Push it out then' Joe: 'Nah its a phantom fart :(' Phantom Fart When everyone in the room has smelled a fart yet no one farted. Wife: Did you fart? Man: No Wife: Well, I didn't fart either. Man: <smells fart> oh fuck Wife: What? Man: Must be a Phantom Fart. phantom fart 1) When a person has farted various feet behind him/her, and still think the smell of this outrageous fart is in their presence. 2) The thought "cutting the cheese" around you 3) The fright of a fart being with you Betty was embaressed when she thought her smelly fart was around her and all of her friends, but in reality the fart was many feet behind her. She had a phantom fart. Fart Phantom A fictional apparition that is supposedly present when a fart is smelled but not heard and nobody claims it. The accused party will deny it and blame the phantom. I didn't do it, it must have been the fart phantom. Phantom Fart Refers to a phenomena in which an entity in VR can stimulate a real life fart. It can be triggered by touching of the anus, fart sounds, and mention of the word fart Aidan: don’t touch my butt I have phantom fart Cj: “touches Aidans butt Aidan: “farts” Phantom fart phantom fart is a phenomenon caused by immersion in a VR environment. Where a user's brain tricks them into farting in the real world. Often triggered by an entity in virtual reality touching your anus You: don’t touch my butt I have phantom fart Friend: proceeds to touch your butt You: fart
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