Pharing

When two or more people share one phone, i.e. take selfies together, scroll through stupid shared Facebook videos.

a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever. he loves soccer and is fiercly loyal to his friends. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.

girl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him
girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a phareed

Picture him: trapped behind radioactive bars of his own intrigue and sorrow. Perhaps the most opinionated, self serving, draconian friends you’ll ever have. Shameful hypebeast tendencies are redeemed by witty insights. He holds himself to high personal standards, and neither seeks the approval of others nor is affected by their criticism. This is why most people immediately dislike him. Do not feed after midnight.