Balenciaga Crackpipe
a doorstopper. Typically found in middle class homes/apartments, But you still live under minimum wage for the average coke head if you own these, or you're an alcoholic. Sliding doors are for experts.
"Got pulled over last night. The dog could smell the balenciaga crackpipe in the stashbox. He offered me a website he uses for sleep and gave me some water. Pig."