Phegan
Pronounced "feegan". Being an an individual who, on the basis of WiFi related health concerns, consciously and completely avoids the use and ownership of mobile phone technology. A true phegan rejects physical contact with cellphones in the same manner one would expect a true vegan to reject physical contact with meat products.
Waddaya mean I need to download an app for that? I don't own a cellphone. I'm phegan.