pheobea
Pheobea is easily the most beautiful girl ever to exist. But she's also the biggest retard. She will need help to walk and do simple tasks, but she is the best at taking care of you too. She loves flowers and history, and she could sleep forever. Everyone wants her but she only wants one man forever.
Guy 1: I really like pheobea I might ask her out
Guy 2: She's already found her person, so nobody else will ever have a chance
Guy 2: She's already found her person, so nobody else will ever have a chance