Philadelphia [Philly]
Yo from Philly. We do not have an accent! It's soda, not "pop"! It's a hoagie, not a "sub"! It's the shore, not the "beach", and we drink wood-er, not "water". It's not "Where are you guys going?", it's "Where you's goin?". It's pizza, not "pie". We love the Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, and Sixers, and we eat cheesesteaks religiously. We don't think this is the best place in the world, we know it is!
Philadelphia Philly is a city so completely and amazingly wonderful, no definition in the universe would show an outsider how great it truly is! Pages and pages would need to be written to fullfil its beauty.
Philadelphia Phillies
As much as people love to hate on the Phillies, and hate to love them; they are a pretty good ball team. Talk about loyal, they are the only MLB team in their original city, as well as with the original name.
Also the most losingest professional sports franchise with more than 10,000 losses.
Also the most losingest professional sports franchise with more than 10,000 losses.
"Did you hear the Philadelphia Phillies beat the Mets?"
"No, but when you build a team to beat them and forget a lot of the easier teams, that happens."
"No, but when you build a team to beat them and forget a lot of the easier teams, that happens."
Philadelphia Phillies
The team with the most losses out of any sports team and has one of the best and most loyal fan base. In their super long existence they have only won 2 world series. Many greats have played as a Phillie such as Mick Schmidt, Steve Carlton, Richie Ashburn and many more. There current team has arguably the best infield in baseball. They are one of the most cherished franchises in sports and are the 2008 World Series Winners.
"Did you hear the Philadelphia Phillies beat the Mets?"
"Well of course they did the Mets suck!"
Go Phillies!
"WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS" - Chase Utley
"Well of course they did the Mets suck!"
Go Phillies!
"WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS" - Chase Utley
Philadelphia Phillies
A baseball team that the city of Philadelphia makes out to be the greatest thing since sliced bread, but, in reality, doesn't amount to even a slice of bread. The majority of their fans suffer from drama queen mental illness.
The Philles have the most losses in MLB.
The Phillies have been around since 1884, and only have 2 championships.
The Philadelphia organization renamed their team 3 times in 2 years.
The Philadelphia Phillies? The New York New Yorkers, The San Francisco San Franciscos? So retarded, but... What did you expect from a group of lazy, drunk Philadelphia owners?
Pinstripes and red?
The Phillies old stadium was a shithole.
The current Phillies stadium is a joke.
Kobe Bryant grew up in Philadelphia as a Mets fan.
The 2008 World Series was the least watched World Series ever.
The Philadelphia Phillies have the worst fans. Not because their team is a threat in any way, or because they possess any real achievements, but, because they're a delusional, obese, unclassy, and loud-mouthed bunch.
The Phillies have been around since 1884, and only have 2 championships.
The Philadelphia organization renamed their team 3 times in 2 years.
The Philadelphia Phillies? The New York New Yorkers, The San Francisco San Franciscos? So retarded, but... What did you expect from a group of lazy, drunk Philadelphia owners?
Pinstripes and red?
The Phillies old stadium was a shithole.
The current Phillies stadium is a joke.
Kobe Bryant grew up in Philadelphia as a Mets fan.
The 2008 World Series was the least watched World Series ever.
The Philadelphia Phillies have the worst fans. Not because their team is a threat in any way, or because they possess any real achievements, but, because they're a delusional, obese, unclassy, and loud-mouthed bunch.