Phil Atio
A great fake name to give a substitute teacher (sounds like fellatio--get it?).
Substitute teacher: "Who is that boy making a penis out of modeling clay?"
Student: "Oh, that's Phil. Phil Atio. He's going out with Connie Lingus. You should send his ass to the principal."
Student: "Oh, that's Phil. Phil Atio. He's going out with Connie Lingus. You should send his ass to the principal."