phil-job
When the user puts two chopsticks horizontal on both sides of "the shaft', held in place by a rubber band. Then proceed to roll up and down as if rolling out sugar cookie dough. To prevent chafing or irritation, use saliva as lubrication.
Dan: Hey, man where's my chopsticks?
Jaden: One sec, I'm giving myself a "phil-job".
Jaden: One sec, I'm giving myself a "phil-job".