Phimonte
A strapping lad who looks like Tiger Woods from the front but Dave Chapelle from the side. Very intelligent except when it comes to politics or much else....I take that back not so smart at all. Sometimes referred to as the chocolate truffle and when such a mystical beast goes out he is usually dressed as a Miami Pimp, but do not confuse him with a pimp there is actually nothing pimp about him.
Is that Tiger woods. Naw that guy is a Phimonte. Oh ewwwww.