Phiney poo
have YOU ever seen someone two lighthouses tall?! Well now u have! Phiney poo had faced a terrible tragedy when she was diagnosed with kinkyitis after receiving a fatal vaccine at a young age. She had terrible symptoms, such as milkers, her very own mullet, and even dreadlocks! Only to realised she had been given a vaccine meant only for RATS! to this day phine has slowly but surely been mutating as a vicious rat. Be on the look out!
P.S. she’s vegan so she might eat ur lawn
P.S. she’s vegan so she might eat ur lawn
Callard: oh phiney poo, my one true love, my beloved, darling, milky, favourite student! I love you babe
Phiney poo: let’s go suck ur toes and eat tofu together babe <3
thatveganteacher: why the fuck aren’t u vegan yet? (quirky)
Phiney poo: let’s go suck ur toes and eat tofu together babe <3
thatveganteacher: why the fuck aren’t u vegan yet? (quirky)