phlegmboyant
an over exaggerated 'phlegmy' cough; a cough associated with much acting to make the cough seem worse than it really is
*After somebody flails around while coughing*
Wow, that was very phlegmboyant!
Wow, that was very phlegmboyant!
Phlegmboyant
A shocking overproduction of snot that is impossible to conceal or contain.
OMG - did you see that phlegmboyant guy on the subway? There was a puddle of snot forming around him.