Phloppie Disc

The act of a man sticking his genitals, particularly the penis, in between two heavy objects, such as dumbbells, for an extended period of time as they trying to flatten it. They then attempt to insert the flattened penis into the disc tray of a computer or laptop. If the penis successfully gets closed within the tray without the man ejaculating, he wins a free blowjob by all present losers. Ask parents before playing, some conditions may apply. Urban Dictionary is not responsible for any injury incurred attempting the "Phloppie Disc."