phonedation
The leftover foundation thats stuck on your screen after a conversation where the phone has been pressed against the cheek. Often seen on touch phones, since they have a larger screen.
Emma: EEEEUUUW! Whats that brown gunk on your screen?!
Johanna: Aaah, thats just some phonedation after my conversation with Peter.
Emma: Damn, he's hot!
Johanna: Aaah, thats just some phonedation after my conversation with Peter.
Emma: Damn, he's hot!
dum-phoneded
The feeling one gets as a result of how many times your phone auto-corrects a word that you meant to type
Bob: OMG Joe, I'm so dum-phoneded by how many times my phone corrected "fuck" to "duck"!
Joe: Yeah that would dum-phoned me too!
Joe: Yeah that would dum-phoned me too!