phone fucking

To engage in an episode of mutual masturbation with a member of the opposite sex over-the-phone (i.e., phone sex)

"Wow! Me and my girlfriend just got finished phone fucking, and she sounded so hot when she made herself cum!!"

"I met this woman on the Internet, and I think I am going to phone fuck her before I meet up with her face-to-face"

"Because my husband is away for two weeks on a business trip, I think I am going to have to phone fuck him every night when he calls me!"

phone fucked

Being shuffled around between operators, departments, etc...while on the phone. This is something that usually lasts more than 30 minutes including hold time.

Once again I was busy being phone fucked while trying to contact the department head, no one even thanked me.

cell-phone fuck

a person who constantly whips out a cell phone to check if someone has called them

This act takes place at least once every 5 minutes

Also a person who takes out a cell phone to repeatedly open and close it in an annoying manner

Almost every male in our school is a cell-phone fuck. Always checking to see if some skank has called them

Foreign Phone Fuck

sexting internationally

I foreign phone fuck her for months.

fuck phone

A second cell phone kept secret from one's significant other and used for the purpose of booty calls.

Guy #1: "I can't believe Tiger Woods called his ho from his primary cell. Didn't he know his wife would scope it?"

Guy #2: "Brotha shoulda got himself a fuck phone."

Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox

If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-

"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"

俚语	phone fucking
释义	phone fucking To engage in an episode of mutual masturbation with a member of the opposite sex over-the-phone (i.e., phone sex) "Wow! Me and my girlfriend just got finished phone fucking, and she sounded so hot when she made herself cum!!" "I met this woman on the Internet, and I think I am going to phone fuck her before I meet up with her face-to-face" "Because my husband is away for two weeks on a business trip, I think I am going to have to phone fuck him every night when he calls me!" phone fucked Being shuffled around between operators, departments, etc...while on the phone. This is something that usually lasts more than 30 minutes including hold time. Once again I was busy being phone fucked while trying to contact the department head, no one even thanked me. cell-phone fuck a person who constantly whips out a cell phone to check if someone has called them This act takes place at least once every 5 minutes Also a person who takes out a cell phone to repeatedly open and close it in an annoying manner Almost every male in our school is a cell-phone fuck. Always checking to see if some skank has called them Foreign Phone Fuck sexting internationally I foreign phone fuck her for months. fuck phone A second cell phone kept secret from one's significant other and used for the purpose of booty calls. Guy #1: "I can't believe Tiger Woods called his ho from his primary cell. Didn't he know his wife would scope it?" Guy #2: "Brotha shoulda got himself a fuck phone." Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof- "Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol" "isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"
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