phone throned
When someones calls you while they are on the toilet. Using the facilities while talking.
Gross! That guy at the club last night phone throned me this morning. I heard the whole symphony he played.
Throne Phone
The phone that is hung up in some hotels right next to the toilet.
"Dude, I tried calling your suite earlier but you didn't answer!"
"I couldn't answer because I was on the throne."
"Why didn't you use the throne phone then?"
"I couldn't answer because I was on the throne."
"Why didn't you use the throne phone then?"