phoney poop
When you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom but you’re really just gonna use your phone
Things aren’t going anywhere tonight, that’s the third time in the last hour the girl’s had to use the bathroom !
Oh, you’ve got it wrong she’s just texting friends, you know, it’s a phoney poop!
Oh, you’ve got it wrong she’s just texting friends, you know, it’s a phoney poop!