phonovert
a person who only really talks while on a phone
Me: Hi whats up?
Her: Nothing.
Me: Wanna talk?
Her: No.
on the phone
Me: Hi? Whats up?
Her: OMG! You just wouldn't believe what happened today I saw this thing at this place and blah blah blah blah
Me: Okay... Yeah I got to go.
later on
Me thinking to myself: WOW. I had no idea that she was such a phonovert.
Her: Nothing.
Me: Wanna talk?
Her: No.
on the phone
Me: Hi? Whats up?
Her: OMG! You just wouldn't believe what happened today I saw this thing at this place and blah blah blah blah
Me: Okay... Yeah I got to go.
later on
Me thinking to myself: WOW. I had no idea that she was such a phonovert.