Phonurbator
someone who makes prank phone calls while masterbating
Randy is a total Phonurbator......I know it was him who called and was heaving panting into the phone......
phonurbate
V.: To use a cellphone excessively, especially for texting, MMS, or other functions besides talking.
Etymology: From phone + masturbate.
Etymology: From phone + masturbate.
Alice spent the whole movie phonurbating. I bet she didn't see a thing.
How does Bob expect to get an SO if he phonurbates his way through every date?
How does Bob expect to get an SO if he phonurbates his way through every date?