Phoop
v. Simply pieced together, the onomatopoeic word phap (also spelled fap, that is used to describe the sound made during masturbation) is spliced with the word poop, meaning simply: To masturbate while defecating.
Brian: Oh man bro, I phoop so often that my bathroom consistently smells of dump and cum.
Jacob: What the fuck man, thats nasty.
Jacob: What the fuck man, thats nasty.
Phoop
The sound that a women makes, when pushing cum outta her Vagina, after sex. phooop!!!!
Wow, you came alot i just Phooped my Vagin to death.
Phoop
When you go to fart,and instead poop.Also see shart.
Dude,what's that smell;did you just phoop?!
phooping
Pooping while on the phone. The act of calling someone (or recieving a call) while you are sitting on the toilet.
Also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of Phoop
Also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of Phoop
Verb:
Caller A: I want that <grunt> Jones Report <grunt> on my desk <grunt> in ten minutes! <splash>
Caller B: Sir, are you phooping me?
Noun:
I'll be right back, I need to phoop my ex-wife's lawyer.
Caller A: I want that <grunt> Jones Report <grunt> on my desk <grunt> in ten minutes! <splash>
Caller B: Sir, are you phooping me?
Noun:
I'll be right back, I need to phoop my ex-wife's lawyer.
phoop
poop - when you're being politein front of your granny (like saying "shoot" instead of shit).
they don't give a phoop
phooping
Pretending to take a dump work so you can play on your phone.
Josh: dude are you feeling ok? You were in the bathroom for like 45 minute.
Jake: Nah, I was just phooping.
Josh: cool what level did you beat.
Jake: Nah, I was just phooping.
Josh: cool what level did you beat.
phoop
when you drop you phone on your face
This morning I woke up and grabbed my phone to check my instagram feed and I phoop.