phooping
Pooping while on the phone. The act of calling someone (or recieving a call) while you are sitting on the toilet.
Also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of Phoop
Also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of Phoop
Verb:
Caller A: I want that <grunt> Jones Report <grunt> on my desk <grunt> in ten minutes! <splash>
Caller B: Sir, are you phooping me?
Noun:
I'll be right back, I need to phoop my ex-wife's lawyer.
Caller A: I want that <grunt> Jones Report <grunt> on my desk <grunt> in ten minutes! <splash>
Caller B: Sir, are you phooping me?
Noun:
I'll be right back, I need to phoop my ex-wife's lawyer.
phooping
Pretending to take a dump work so you can play on your phone.
Josh: dude are you feeling ok? You were in the bathroom for like 45 minute.
Jake: Nah, I was just phooping.
Josh: cool what level did you beat.
Jake: Nah, I was just phooping.
Josh: cool what level did you beat.
Phoop
v. Simply pieced together, the onomatopoeic word phap (also spelled fap, that is used to describe the sound made during masturbation) is spliced with the word poop, meaning simply: To masturbate while defecating.
Brian: Oh man bro, I phoop so often that my bathroom consistently smells of dump and cum.
Jacob: What the fuck man, thats nasty.
Jacob: What the fuck man, thats nasty.
Phoop
The sound that a women makes, when pushing cum outta her Vagina, after sex. phooop!!!!
Wow, you came alot i just Phooped my Vagin to death.
phoop
poop - when you're being politein front of your granny (like saying "shoot" instead of shit).
they don't give a phoop
Phoop
When you go to fart,and instead poop.Also see shart.
Dude,what's that smell;did you just phoop?!
phoop
when you drop you phone on your face
This morning I woke up and grabbed my phone to check my instagram feed and I phoop.