Ball Bonnet
The method of neatly wrapping your wrinkle twins with toilet paper, tying it off into a cute bow just above your hog. This is effective when anticipating a particularly percussive poop in order to avoid getting poop on your balls. When finished, simply undo the ball bonnet and drop in the toilet.
"How'd it go in there" "Pretty rough, ended up having to do a ball bonnet"