phud
An out-of-touch and often senile college or university professor (from Ph.D.).
Dr. Stumblebottom was such a phud that he was found wandering naked in the library, unaware that he had forgotten to put on his clothes that morning.
phud
Females vaginal area and often used when talking about oral sex.
"Oh baby, let me finger your phud!"
phud
Derogatory slang for Ph.D. or Doctor of Philosophy degree, comparing it to a female vagina, in that it's a right fanny of or not a proper degree or an excuse not to get a proper job.
So you're a phud mate? So you'd rather fanny about than get a proper job?
Phud
Nonsense word used generally by mentally incompetant old bastards.
More prominantly used by people who lack control over their bladder / bowl actions and/or balding reclusive type figures
More prominantly used by people who lack control over their bladder / bowl actions and/or balding reclusive type figures
Oh PHUD!, i have just pissed meself and me witout my sack on too.
Oh, no, just becuse my hair resembles wheatabix, you cant blame me for that 'spliilage' on the floor you phud!
Oh, no, just becuse my hair resembles wheatabix, you cant blame me for that 'spliilage' on the floor you phud!
Phud Maal
female masturbation
kuran likes to phud maal at night as thats when she's in the mood.
Phud Master Express
''Phud'' is short for Vagina, the word originates from Punjabi. A ''Phud Master Express'' is known as the master and pro of having sexual intercourse with a woman's vagina in the shortest amount of time. ''Phud Master Express'' is able to have intercourse with a line up of 22 women in just one hour.
Hey see that guy, he's a real Phud Master Express, he's really fucking a lot of girls.
Wow! I wish i could be Phud Master Express! But my mom said i can't have sex until marriage.
Wow! I wish i could be Phud Master Express! But my mom said i can't have sex until marriage.
phud
too tired to form any thoughts
person 1:How are you today?
person 2: phud
person 2: phud