phuker
When a character you like in a series, or movie dies in such a stupid way; you want to be mad at them, but you don't want to because you like them, but you feel like you want to because they did die in a way that was either pathetic or demeaning, or if they just stopped living or walked off frame and never came back. Then that makes it ok to call them a phuker.
When that camera pans over that phuker better still be there!
Phuker
Someone who live in Phuket
Me: "Hey where are you from?"
Him: "I'm from Phuket."
Me: "Oh, so your a Phuker!"
Phuker: A person who's is from Phuket
Him: "I'm from Phuket."
Me: "Oh, so your a Phuker!"
Phuker: A person who's is from Phuket