Phumpkin
To receive oral sex whilst reading philosophical literature. A classier, more accepted genus of "blumpkin".
Phumpkin Receiving Man (reading from J. S. Mill's "Utilitarianism"): On a question of which is the best worth having of two pleasures, the judgement of those who are qualified by knowledge of both must be admitted as final.
Woman: *slurp*
Woman: *slurp*