Phwn
Alternate spelling of "Phone". Derived from the 1337 verb "Pwn".
"I'll phwn you later."
phwn
To have been harmed in a comical way by a phone or to have missed a phone call while frantically trying to reach it, generally injuring yourself in the process.
Oh man, i totally got phwned this morning by some asshole lawyer who tossed his blackberry off an overpass.