ball butter

that gooey residue that stays on your nuts after sweating all day.

The cheese that develops on the tea bags on a hot day, while playing sports, or while having sexual intercourse.

When male white collar professionals excessively stroke each other's egos.

After shaving the scrotum. To apply moisturizer - Ball Buttering

this means when you've been nobbin your bird and her love juice has gone all over your plums. lovely jubly!

Lewd sexual act in which a man inserts a stick of butter into a woman's ass then proceeds to fuck her in the doggystyle position. As the action heats up the butter melts and drips all over the man's testicles. Afterwards the butter is usually licked up by the woman, or sometimes spread onto toast.

To be in, or arrive at, a most delectable situation. Also used as an exclamation in the event of a pleasing outcome.

The phrase seems to originate from the Midlands, although it is unknown whether the analogy is to cooking meatballs, or basting one's nether-regions in anticipation of a sexual act.